Senate Ruling Party Reaches Deal To Screw Americans Out Of Real Healthcare Reform

From the AP...

WASHINGTON – Democratic senators say they have a tentative deal to drop a government-run insurance option from health care legislation. No further details were immediately available.

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Democrats are the new Republicans.

This Goes Out To The Ones I Love

This is for all my homies.

I hope this brings you all as much joy as it's brought me.

Guess Who's Back... Back Again....

Well, hello all! So I guess it's been a while since I posted... yep...

It's not that I don't enjoy writing, or blogging specifically for that matter. I just find it easier to blog about specific topics, rather than just my life in general. And I've never understood how people could be that interested in my everyday life.

I mean, I love my girlfriend Jenny, I love/hate my dog Wally, and we love to do lots of different things together. We go to ball games, we cook waffles together, we eat greasy diner/bar food, we run around on the beach, and we love going to the two dollar movie theater (which, by the way, if you haven't checked out, you should. Yeah, it can be kind of dirty inside, but it's two fucking dollars) We love to do lots of things, and I love every second of it.

But are other people really that interested in reading about how I ate a grilled cheese sandwich (with bacon, I might add), then went to watch Role Models in a 2 dollar theater a week before it came out on DVD?

Maybe I just shouldn't care if people are interested. Maybe I should just write about whatever the hell I feel like, and quit worrying.

Yeah... That's what I'll do....

I'm glad we had this talk.

Hey, Mariners?

Win some goddamn games! You're freakin' killing me!

Sweet Release Product Endorsement Thread

This post will be the first of an occasional, non regular product endorsement series. Basically, it's shit that I think you should own.

First up? I give you the iFart.

Now I don't own the iFart app. Hell, I don't even own an iPhone. But what I do have, occasionally, is a boring job with quite a bit of downtime. And why would I want to watch youtube videos all day when I can do this...





So all of you iPhone owners I beg you. Take advantage of this priceless opportunity to prank the office douche bag with a hi-tech whoopie cushion!

Plus according to the iFart website the app comes equipt with a "security fart". Because who wants to steal a farting iPhone.

This Guy Wanted To Be President

John McCain was none to happy that the girls on the View actually asked him tough questions.

According to Barbara Walters, the show's creator and co-host, McCain told her at
a recent Washington event he won't be appearing on the daily gabfest "any time
soon."
"He had been on The View and was not very happy," Walters told a
gathering at Syracuse University, according
to Portfolio.com. "And when we walked out and I saw him I said, 'Senator, so
nice to see you. I hope you'll come on The View again.' And he looked at me and
said, 'Not anytime soon.'”

The man who the right wing told us would be the tough and seasoned leader, ready on day one to fight the terrorists with his wrinkley old sausage hands practically crapped in his depends when he got asked tough questions by the ladies on the VIEW.

That guy..... wanted to be President. Have I thanked baby Jesus lately?

Obama Signs Stimulus Bill

John Boehner's head explodes...

“In response to the President’s request for input, Republicans offered a better solution that would create twice as many jobs at half the cost. Instead of delivering a responsible, transparent, bipartisan bill to create ‘jobs, jobs, jobs,’ the Democratic Congress produced a trillion-dollar, special-interest pork-laden, partisan backroom deal that will do little to get our economy back on track."

Oh, poor Republicans... They just can't understand why the mean old Democrats won't do exactly as Republicans say. I wonder if it has anything to do with this?













































I know that not every Republican idea is a bad one, but they are certainly the last people who should be lecturing anyone on the economy.

They had their shot, and they failed spectacularly.